Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
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