why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
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She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
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Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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