After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
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wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
If I die, sorry about rent.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
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Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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