she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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