That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
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I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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