OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
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See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
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it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend