The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
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In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
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I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son