He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
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What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
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Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
The Olympian is in my bed
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.