I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
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we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
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Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
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