how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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