You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
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In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
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NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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