yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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