i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
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I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
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Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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