Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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