you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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