So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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