Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
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