if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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