what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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