I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
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the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
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Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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