Fuck appropriateness.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
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