We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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