I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
as a side note pls kill me
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