she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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