i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
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There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
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Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
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