That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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