Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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