She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i would punch a child for taco bell
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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