dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
the day after is always just damage control
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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