Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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