isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
I love you. Go after that dick
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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