that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
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idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
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So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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