I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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