Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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