butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
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