no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
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people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
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You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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