So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
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