I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
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I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
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You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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