My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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