You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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