So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
Randomize
