my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
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We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
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We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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