well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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