you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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