and you said cock pushups were impossible
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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