Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
Randomize
