she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Randomize
