You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
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He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
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Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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