So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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