I just made out with a guy for $7.
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
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Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
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The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
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