We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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