And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
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