whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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