She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
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yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
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Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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