I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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